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The Weakest Link
At 50 pounds, he is considerably larger than the average Beagle mix. I suspect there is Rottweiler somewhere in his genetic past, or...

Rachel R. Baum
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Mud is the New Neutral
West Highland Terrier Dierks used to be white.Now that the snow has melted, his yard is a veritable swamp. Damp layers of twigs, matted...

Rachel R. Baum
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Godzilla
I confess that the back of my car is a jumble of leashes, collars, Kongs and Buster Cubes. There are liver treat remnants mashed into the...

Rachel R. Baum
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Papillions and Paisley
I went to see Brad Paisley at SPAC last summer. Paid a lot of money for great seats. Really looked forward to an amazing concert. Why?...

Rachel R. Baum
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Boys II Men
A comedian (Paula Poundstone? Elaine Boosler?) once told a joke about the mother who was having difficulty accepting that her child was...

Rachel R. Baum
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National Puppy Day- March 23
Nati Warning: I am going to Lecture. If you or someone you know is thinking of getting a puppy, PLEASE use PetFinder.com or a reputable...

Rachel R. Baum
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March 15 – Adopt the Internet Day
Help Petfinder Adopt the Internet! In honor of Petfinder’s 15th anniversary, people everywhere are being asked to pledge to spread the...

Rachel R. Baum
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The Paw Beneath My Feet
For the hundredth time this week, I stepped backward and heard a grunt. Or a yelp. Or a squeak. Each of my three dogs has a different...

Rachel R. Baum
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Once Upon a Mattress
Buying a new mattress is a thought-provoking exercise. Let’s see, do I like firm or plush? Queen or king? Memory foam, inner spring,...

Rachel R. Baum
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P is for Park
P is also for Pasha, an eight year old Pug. If Pasha was a car, she would have two gears: D for Dawdle, and P for Park. Pasha despises...

Rachel R. Baum
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YOUR Dog Dish
Basset Hound Ernest can levitate. With the surprisingly smooth grace of an Olympic gymnast, he can rise on his back legs in a stunningly...

Rachel R. Baum
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Wallflower at Doggy Day Care
Black Labrador Tanya sees the world as a dangerous and scary place. Tanya’s owners thought it would be a fabulous idea to bring her to...

Rachel R. Baum
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Walk This Way
You remember Beamer from Beamer’s Story. There is a mathematical equation for a walk with Beamer: Beamer + Leash + Owner = Catastrophe...

Rachel R. Baum
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Pick on Someone Your Own Size!
In a family of five people, why does the dog single out one particular person to bully? Jaimie is a lovely, soft-spoken young woman...

Rachel R. Baum
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Beamer’s Story
This is Beamer’s story. Beamer is a seven month old Golden Doodle who lives with a family that includes 3 young children. But I’ll let...

Rachel R. Baum
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Home Sweet Second Home
Some of my clients have second homes. Such a lovely concept. You live here. You live there, too. No need to call in advance, or check in...

Rachel R. Baum
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Who Knows What Evil…?
Spike is a 2 year old Boston Terrier. His owner is delighted with his playful nature, how he shops in his toy basket, selecting just the...

Rachel R. Baum
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If You Had a Doggie Cam…
Morning Yawn. Stretch. Look around. Listen carefully. Sniff the air. Sniff the door. No one is home. Pad over to the water bowl. Sniff...

Rachel R. Baum
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WHO Invited YOU??
Seamus is an Irish Setter, but not the frenetic kind. In fact, he is rather torpid and slow-moving, especially when compared to his new...

Rachel R. Baum
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The Four Stages of Dog Guardianship
Like death and marriage, sharing your life with a dog is experienced in stages. Notice I said “experienced” not “enjoyed” or “endured.”...

Rachel R. Baum
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