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Other Duties as Assigned
I am amazed every single day by dogs. I am not referring to police dogs, service dogs, search-and-rescue dogs, or therapy dogs. Those...

Rachel R. Baum
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How Did Your Hand Get Between My Teeth?
Sheila isn’t a mean dog. She’s a big Mastiff mix that loves to snuggle with her family. She sleeps in the patch of sunlight next to the...

Rachel R. Baum
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Todd Conquers Little Porter
I thought about giving this post a different title: Looks Are Deceiving. Because my dog Todd, age 9, hiked Little Porter Mountain in the...

Rachel R. Baum
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Letters to Juliet
I watched a stunningly awful movie the other night on TV. It was Letters to Juliet. The lead actress in the film is a big-eyed starlet...

Rachel R. Baum
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APT PKNG UTIL PETS OK
Jacey lives on the third floor of an apartment building in downtown Albany. Jacey is a five year old Labrador mix that sorta kinda looks...

Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
No Groomers Were Injured in the Writing of This Blog
I am thinking of a certain Shih Tzu with a ME vs THEM mentality when her every-six-weeks visit to the groomer comes around. Her attitude...

Rachel R. Baum
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The Way We Were
“I don’t understand” said Leo’s owner “The first two weeks were amazing. Leo never barked, was great on the leash, he had one accident in...

Rachel R. Baum
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Spot Meets Dick and Jane
Most people who like dogs are compelled to pet them. From a dog’s point of view, it can be intimidating, intrusive, and even terrifying,...

Rachel R. Baum
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Lost Dog Magnet
In addition to home dog training, I am considering marketing my services as a Lost Dog Magnet. It happened again the other morning. I was...

Rachel R. Baum
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Don’t Forget Your Lunch
Black Lab Petey had a great summer. Someone was there nearly all the time to let Petey out into the yard, take him for a walk, or throw a...

Rachel R. Baum
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Quelle Heure Est-il?
That means “What time is it?” in French. Because Arnaud is a French Poodle with a confused body clock. Like exhausted new parents who...

Rachel R. Baum
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Whose Dog Is It Anyway?
Remember that stray dog from Take Me Home…Maybe? What if that wa What if your dog somehow escaped your yard (its been known to happen…A...

Rachel R. Baum
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Take Me Home…Maybe
On our way out to Grafton Lakes for a paddle on Sunday, we saw a dog standing on the side of the road. Screeeeeeech! Pull over. Out the...

Rachel R. Baum
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Death and the Maiden (Rabbit)
“Bunny #4 bit the dust today” said Jasper’s owner. “We can’t even bury it because Jasper will dig it up.” He also has a thirst for blood;...

Rachel R. Baum
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The List
I confess that I am addicted to lists. Alright, I admit that lists have become a necessity because my senior brain cells cannot retain a...

Rachel R. Baum
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LeBron Leaves, George Arrives
Basset Hound George has lived comfortably in his Ballston Spa home since he was 8 weeks old. George’s family is preparing to move to a...

Rachel R. Baum
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Independence Day
Toy Fox Terrier Dupree has a high-pitched, fervent and piteous whine that his owners are really, really tired of. It happens whenever one...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Labradors Don’t Smoke
No one in Austin’s household are smokers, including Austin, a four-year old Black Labrador Retriever. So how did Austin’s house end up...

Rachel R. Baum
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Driveway NASCAR
Frederick is a charming, laid-back Greyhound. He is in his second home now, and he is very happy there. He has a sofa to sprawl on, room...

Rachel R. Baum
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I Dream of Dogs
True to the title and premise of this blog, I hereby confess that my dreams are of dogs. Sometimes they are clients’ dogs, sometimes they...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
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