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We're Retired! Let's Get a Puppy!
There are two kinds of retiring dog owner. The first kind has an older dog that they adore. But they know that, when he passes, they have...

Rachel R. Baum
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The Spare Dog
Jasper is a rambunctious Jasper is the Spare Dog. Hallie at age six is showing no signs of slowing down but her owners had other reasons...

Rachel R. Baum
1 min read


Testing … One … Two … Three
The trouble with 10-month-old Buster the Airedale Terrier is that he never gives up. Belligerent adolescent that he is, Buster will seem...

Rachel R. Baum
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Into the Night
If Queenie’s owners had taken her water bowl away in the evening, the dog’s biggest behavioral problem would have never happened....

Rachel R. Baum
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Rodney’s Special Friend
Six-year-old Golden Retriever Rodney has a very special friend – a worn, stuffed hedgehog his owners have named Heggy. I know, there are...

Rachel R. Baum
1 min read


Out of Clutter, Find Simplicity
Russell is a puppy on his way to becoming an enormous dog. Right now, he is probably 20 pounds of rambunctious, sweet-natured baby...

Rachel R. Baum
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Stop!
One sandwich short of a picnic. The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. A canoe without a paddle. The light’s on but nobody is home. No...

Rachel R. Baum
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Dog Hair on Hannah Montana
Diesel and Kaylee have a love-hate relationship. I always ask my clients for a wish list – an itemized description of the behaviors they...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Can Bailey Come Out and Play?
Here’s a MadLib for you. Replace the word “child” in the following paragraph with the word “dog.” My child goes to school. My child has a...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Stupid Dog Tricks
No, this isn’t about David Letterman. He’s been in the press enough already. This is about Roberto and his tricks. Roberto is a typical...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


The Voice You Hear is Not Your Own
Lacey always has something to say. Like some people I know (but will not name), the 4-year-old Rat Terrier does not have a single...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Read My Body Language
There’s an interesting book about dog body language called Canine Body Language: A Photographic G Dog owners usually underestimate how...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


I’m Here. You’re Not.
When Taffy’s owner Laura comes home, the 15-month-old Cocker Spaniel mix greets her frantically, leaping and licking and yipping until...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Rule of Paw
Leonard lives in a lawless land. Leonard is a 3 year old Belgian Tervuren, which is a breed that looks like a German Shepherd wearing a...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Flawed Dogs…and Humans
There is a lovely children’s book that has been out for a few years called Flawed Dogs (Berkeley B The best combination, of course, is...

Rachel R. Baum
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Dancing With Dogs
Watching Dancing With the Stars (yes, and I watch American Idol, too), I am reminded of the dances that the very talented – but sadly...

Rachel R. Baum
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October 5, 2009
Put that date on your calendar. Please. Even if you are not a joiner, even if you can’t wait to get home and take your shoes off after a...

Rachel R. Baum
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Just a Spoonful of Kibble
Pembroke Welsh Corgi Harrison hates having his nails clipped, getting burrs brushed out of his thigh f It’s amazing how many people take...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Don’t Leave Me! Part Two
Suppose you opened your front door to pick up your newspaper, and your darling dog slipped out and ran down the street? Do you sigh, go...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


The Invisible Dog
Dark, quiet, and far, far away. That’s what six year old shepherd mix Nadya likes about her special place under the queen size bed in the...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read
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