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Wanted: For Aggravated Robbery
Otto is very, very good at it. The happy part of his typical crime spree is that he doesn’t chew up or destroy the items that he absconds...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Your To-Do List
You come home from work, exhausted, and there’s your dog, with all of her pent-up energy and excitement. Waiting for you. Along with...

Rachel R. Baum
1 min read


Watch Your Step
You would think, okay, its a staircase, no biggie. But your dog has other ideas. I’ll give you some examples: Elliott, a Bassett Hound,...

Rachel R. Baum
1 min read


The Social Scene
The owner of Papillion puppy Chelsea had to make a decision. She wanted to enroll Chelsea in an obedience class for socialization....

Rachel R. Baum
1 min read


Testing … One … Two … Three
The trouble with 10-month-old Buster the Airedale Terrier is that he never gives up. Belligerent adolescent that he is, Buster will seem...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Into the Night
If Queenie’s owners had taken her water bowl away in the evening, the dog’s biggest behavioral problem would have never happened....

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Out of Clutter, Find Simplicity
Russell is a puppy on his way to becoming an enormous dog. Right now, he is probably 20 pounds of rambunctious, sweet-natured baby...

Rachel R. Baum
3 min read


Stop!
One sandwich short of a picnic. The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. A canoe without a paddle. The light’s on but nobody is home. No...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Dog Hair on Hannah Montana
Diesel and Kaylee have a love-hate relationship. I always ask my clients for a wish list – an itemized description of the behaviors they...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Rule of Paw
Leonard lives in a lawless land. Leonard is a 3 year old Belgian Tervuren, which is a breed that looks like a German Shepherd wearing a...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Let Me Tell You About My GrandDog
“My parents absolutely spoil my dog. I love that I can bring Eddie to their house and leave him there when I have to go out of town, but...

Rachel R. Baum
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
On a Pretzel is a male Cockapoo with two owners. One of Pretzel’s owners – let’s call her Debbie – adores Pretzel. The dog is in her lap...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


Out of Place
It’s the existential question for humans and dogs: where is my place? If dogs could meditate, PLACE could be their mantra....

Rachel R. Baum
1 min read


The Doctor Will See You Now
Does your dog love going to the veterinarian, or dread it? For some dogs, the obligatory annual a Three-year-old Pointer mix Annabelle...

Rachel R. Baum
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Welcome to the Dog House
You move in, pay the mortgage or the rent, screw in the light bulbs, have the paper delivered. You think the place is yours, right? If...

Rachel R. Baum
3 min read


Irreplaceable You
McDonalds, Burger King and Starbucks have taught us to expect uniformity. You can go to any of their franchises anywhere in the world and...

Rachel R. Baum
3 min read


You Talkin’ To Me??
Barney is a 5 year old Golden Retriever with excellent hearing. I mention this because his owners would swear on a stack of Bibles that...

Rachel R. Baum
2 min read


The “D” Word
It’s the white elephant in the room whenever there is a Mastiff, St. Bernard or Bloodhound present. Owners of these breeds – and other...

Rachel R. Baum
3 min read
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